"NSA lifts off.... from Fort George Maryland" and that was the only sensible thing to do after the ever growing number of infringements on privacy and the over-estimation of what 'national security' entails... NASA, that did the complicated launching of NSA headquarters, said in a press statement "We will try to solve some mysteries about the illness of surveillance-mania by isolation and robot-observation of NSA staff during a few generation, while having the whole apparatus and staff in orbit around the earth, with direct GoogleWatch access by all internet users on earth to the daily life of the NSA staff put in celestial quarantine.