I like my music very, very loud
Momma, I've been standing around this guy all afternoon, and he just doesn't notice me.
I'm supposed to be in the office, working like crazy ...
I'm supposed to in the office, working like crazy ... but I don't think the boss will even notice that I'm gone.
Why are we having this conversation on our cellphone...
Why are we having this conversation on our cellphone, when we could just talk to each other like normal people?
I'm concentrating on my cellphone
I know those three guys are staring at me, but I'm gonna pretend I don't notice
Hey, boss, remember that telecommuting thing you told us about?
Hey, boss, remember that telecommuting thing you told us about? Well, I decided to try it -- and it's working just great!
I spent all morning fixing myself up to look pretty...
I spent all morning fixing myself up to look pretty for my boyfriend ... but he's texting me to ask if I'll do his physics homework this afternoon. I guess I shouldn't have told him about my Ph.D.
I called in sick this morning...
Uh oh! I called in sick this morning, but my boss just texted me to say that he saw me sunbathing here in the park....
Oooh, mama, I can't stand it ...
Oooh, mama, I can't stand it ... I'm lookin' at this girl in front of me with this skimpy little skirt, and I'm thinking: *my* legs are much better than hers! What am I doing in these plain black pants?
I don't know how it happens...
I don't know how it happens, but I always seem to attract a crowd of followers when I wear this scarf ...
Bernie, I just told you what I want...
Bernie, I just told you what I want: I want you to buy 10,000 shares of Apple stock at the market price. You havin' some problem understanding that?
Hey - your boyfriend is texting me...
Hey - your boyfriend is texting me to see if I want to go out with him tonight. Doesn't he know that you and I are right next to each other?
Bild: Ed Yourdon